let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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