its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I still have a little drunk in my system
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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