Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Randomize
