Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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