We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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