Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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