Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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