Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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