Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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