I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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