Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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