Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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