i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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