Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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