They should really pass out barf bags in church
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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