I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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