I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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