i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so let's talk penis.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
