Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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