He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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