He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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