She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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