Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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