Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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