I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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