haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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