He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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