We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
