weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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