Having a random hookup so left but love u
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
