I don't think brook has ever known best
Its about making memories worth repressing
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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