Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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