My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She is in my trunk
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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