Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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