these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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