Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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