the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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