the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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