Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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