i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Can you bring me the toilet please
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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