all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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