He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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