Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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