Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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