butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Nicole vs. Life
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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