drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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