There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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