Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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