Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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