Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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