She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
This house was built for laser tag.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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