y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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