i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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