literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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