is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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